THIS IS FUNNY!! NO REALLY FUNNY!!!

Sitting at the bar

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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as tears welled in my eyes.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man tearing up."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss sacked me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen. I found my wife with another man . . and then my dog bit me."

So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve.

Then you show up and drink the whole thing!

But Hell,....... enough about me, how are you doing?

BLACK AND WHITE AMERICA

WRITTEN BY A BLACK MAN

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor...

And creative!!!

When U Black, U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK ,

When I grew up, I was BLACK ,

When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK ,

When I got cold, I was BLACK ,

When I was scared, I was BLACK ,

When I was sick, I was BLACK ,

And when I die, I'll still be BLACK .

NOW, You 'white' folks...

When you're born, you're PINK ,

When you grow-up, you're WHITE ,

When you go in the sun, you get RED ,

When you're cold, you turn BLUE,

When you're scared, you're YELLOW,

When you get sick, you're GREEN

When you bruise, you turn PURPLE,

And when you die, you look GREY.

So why y'all be callin' us

C O L O R E D Folks?

IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS THAT I CANNOT COPYRIGHT THIS AS I AM NOT THE ORIGINATOR I RECEIVED IT IN AN EMAIL ALMOST REMINDS ME OF RED FOXX RENDITION ON THE 1969 MERV GRIFFIN SHOW

STILL GUILTY BEING BLACK!

GIVE ME A BREAK!

When will this insanity end?  Only god knows for sure, but just between you me and the fence post these murderers are In for a hell of a rude awakening when they are dispatched into the lava pits In hell waiting for them, however the pain and suffering that the families are going through is no consolation!

Another shooting, another innocent black man shot to death by a cop!    The mother of a young black man killed by police while holding an unloaded BB rifle in a Walmart store has accused the officer who shot her son of giving a dishonest account of what caused him to open fire.  A fricken BB gun!   Are these pigs insane!!!!

Tressa Sherrod said according to the video in the store that the officers story did not support the explanation given by officer Sean Williams for fatally shooting John Crawford III while responding to a call from a person who it appears lied about John Crawford.

The cops in my opinion have declared war on black citizens innocent or not, and it is I believe a declaration of war against these Americans!  I read an article and paid little attention to it that the police are arming themselves in a preparation of killing black people!

Call me crazy but I think the evidents proves this to be the situation in America today. Why are they shooting unarmed people of color?  These are not rabid dogs, these are human beings! 

For those of you who may not remember years ago there was a group of police that beat a person of color nearly to death, his name was Rodney King, while he lived the police chief was Darrel Gates who was forced to resign, and a new chief issued the task of healing the L.A.P.D. which he did, by the way he was a person of color.

The Commissioner of NYC should be resigning or forced to resign as he is an antagonist in the murder of innocent people in New York.  The lie above about John Crawford was due to a person who called police and said a person was waving a gun around the store, film footage showed that not to be true.

The organization Moms For Gun Sense in America are the perpetrators of a scheme called "Swating"  where a person calls 911 and accuses a person of being in a store or business with a gun, turns out the person according to the store video was not true.

My opinion is that the mother should sue all three, the police, the organization and the person who called 911!
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GUILTY WHILE BEING BLACK!

BLACKS ARE THE TARGETS  

Its insanity reigning supreme, its insanity posing as law! In Ferguson it could be considered the start of the murder of innocent people of color because some racist pig hates the color of their skin!  After Ferguson a 12 year old boy in Cleveland was gunned down by the local Gestapo pigs who saw him with a toy gun and said they were threatened, yeah right and Santa Claus wears a green jumpsuit!

Then an innocent man in New York was choked to death by a racist member of the Gestapo pig squad,  again the grand jury packed with racists said the pig in question was innocent and I am sure god believes your lies!  Then a young boy in New York was shot in the back a number of times, really, the charge "Guilty while being black"!

Next in Utah another person of color gunned down, the charge, "Guilty while being black"!  Then in Arizona a man was gunned down by the local Gestapo, the charge, "Guilty while being Black"!

Prosecutors in Utah have determined that two police officers were justified in the fatal shooting of 22-year-old Darrien Hunt.
The Saratoga Springs police officers — Cpl. Matt Schauerhamer and Officer Nicholas Judson – shot Hunt six times Sept. 10 after responding to two 911 calls about a man walking with a samurai-style sword along a commercial boulevard.
An autopsy revealed that Hunt, who was carrying a katana sword his family said was used for co play, had his back turned to the officers when all six shots were fired.

Then again another innocent person of color was gunned down while being black,

It's "open season for killing black men," according to a community leader in Phoenix where another unarmed black man is dead at the hands of local police. An officer said he felt threatened by Rumain Brisbon before shooting him twice in the torso.   Really you pig, how about having a mental exam?

Police say that Rumain went in the back of his vehicle and then grabbed for his waist. Where have I heard that before?? The dead man's friend tells a different story than that offered by the police:

Brandon Dickerson, who said he was in the car with Brisbon shortly before the shooting and witnessed some of the incident, said Brisbon was dropping off fast food to his children in the apartment. On Wednesday evening, strewn french fries still littered the front porch. Dickerson said he never saw the officer try to talk with Brisbon. He also said his friend wasn't yelling at the officer.
"Who's gonna argue with police?" Dickerson said. "He had no death wish yesterday.

 Then there was this incident that makes one wonder "WTF"  pigs use for brains
 
All joking aside, if cops are gunning to inflict violence over a banana, a serious redress of law enforcement standards needs to be made.
Think that’s the only thing that needs to be changed?
How about the ridiculous way that corrupt politicians have teamed up with crooked power companies to rob you every month.
Cops haven’t done anything about these crimes.

Here is my advise to all those who are angry with the pigs in America, each community needs to stand strong and create a legal task force to apply a major law suite against any police agency that is out of bounds with the community standards, and demand a psychiatric evaluation of the pig in question!

As a veteran I served with many people some white some people of color including Mexican, Latin and Oriental as well as others, why are these people that are suppose to protect and serve given mental exams to see if they are worthy of protecting society!  When I was in the military we were given mental exams and yes they kick morons out of the military if they are mentally dysfunctional!!!

Please leave your comments in the comment section!
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TRUE STORY FROM ENGLAND

THIS WILL BE HARD TO SWALLOW

Well they seem to be coming out of the wood work like bugs just bugging the hell out of society with a series of sadistic analogies of reality that does not exist except in the minds of these deranged delusional dysfunctional disasters of delirious human species!

OK Jim what's the point?  OK did you read about the Minister in England who told the citizens there that they needed to stop eating BAKED BEANS because it causes global warming when they FART!  Yes you read that correct when they FART!   

Almost as serious as those who believe in GUN FREE ZONES who are as equally mentally challenged!  So the question begs to be asked, are these individuals BRAIN DEAD!??  It almost seems as though they are.

So if you go to  a Gun Free Zone did you leave your brains at home when you checked in at the door of these gun free zones, next of course will be "Fart Free Zones"  coming to a neighborhood near you complements of the brain dead in charge!

AS far as I am concerned you can fart away and own all the guns you want they do not effect me at all!  But the point is that the mentally challenged seem desperate to try and violate the constitution by stating that the 2nd amendment is not what it says, really how stupid!

One thing is for certain that these mentally challenged isodops cannot guarantee is that a gun free zone does not equal a guarantee to a crime free zone!    So for all the belly aching and flatulating in our faces about gun ownership we will continue to see and hear the mentally challenged in society and around the world come out of the wood work and flatulate hysterical claims that are unmatched in their desperate attempt to make us all global alarmists as though Mother Nature surrendered her power to control the weather over to we humble humans or rather to these mentally challenged isodops!
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Copyright © 2013 [JAMES THOMAS FRIDAS]. All Rights Reserved.

OIL CARTELS STOP 300 MPG CARS by Jim Fridas

OIL COMPANIES SUCK!!!


This is an important update on Volkswagen's  300 mile per gallon vehicle, I would like you to make a copy of this article and mail to your congressman and use the share buttons to send out to others to learn about this egregious situation and lets get the oil companies out of our pocketbooks!!!

For those of you on plus google who wanted to know about this here it is in all its ugly oil prevention strategy to keep this car out of your hands.

Now that I got your attention, want some good sex get this car and drive the oil cartels crazy and screw them to pieces!!!  I ant to make this a national campaign,  I have been thinking of putting t on face book causes, any suggestions are welcome!

I am mad as hell and getting madder than that so get ready for war America its now or never!!!!

The oil companies are doing every thing in their greedy little ways to stop this car from being sold in America lets make it happen and now!!!  

Read  below and see if this doesn't make you mad to!

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Volkswagen’s New 300 MPG Car Not Allowed In America Because It Is Too Efficient

May 25, 2014 Steven Bancarz 22 Comments

You won’t find the 300 MPG Volkswagen XL1 in an American showroom, in fact it has even been denied a tour of America because it is too efficient for the American public to be made widely aware of, and oil profits are too high in America with the status quo in place. No tour has been allowed for this car because the myth that 50 mpg is virtually impossible to obtain from even a stripped down econobox is too profitable to let go of, and when it comes to corporate oil profits, ignorance is bliss.

Years ago I had calculated that it should be possible to get a small car to exceed 100 mpg by putting parallel direct to cylinder water injectors side by side with the fuel injectors, and using the exhaust manifold to preheat the water 

so it would enter the cylinders as dry steam, thus providing added expansion (which drives the engine) while allowing the combustion process to proceed without reducing it’s efficiency. But I was obviously wrong with my calculations, because they were in fact over 2x conservative. The 100 mpg carburetor was indeed a reality, and the Volkswagen XL1 proves it with only straightforward nothing special technology we have had since the 1970?s.

Though the XL1 can be plugged in to deliver a 40 mile all electric drive, it does not need to be plugged in EVER to achieve 300 mpg. And it does not cheat in any way to achieve the rating, it weighs over 1,700 pounds, has normal tires, and delivers a very good driving experience with a governed top speed of 99 mph. The XL1 could reach a top speed in excess of 110 mph absent governor and turns in a 0-60 time of 11.5 seconds which is by no means leisurly for a car designed for efficiency. The XL1 in no way cheats on performance to hit it’s rating. It is simply the 

car we should have always had, and have had taken from us in the name of oil profits.

Though the XL1 can hit 300 mpg under ideal driving conditions, it’s combined mileage is usually a little over 200 mpg, and if you do city driving only that will drop to a minimum of 180 mpg under the worst driving conditions. But I’d be happy with that no doubt.

What does that kind of fuel economy really mean?

If the XL1 was equipped with an 18 gallon fuel tank, and you did all highwaydriving, you could fill it up with an oil change and when the next change was due you could change the oil and keep driving without filling up for and additional 2,400 miles. But it comes with a much smaller fuel tank, because if it could go that long on a single tank chances are the fuel would foul before it got used. The tank is only 2.6 gallons to prevent fuel age related problems from happening. So fill ups are cheap.

Many of the publications which speak about the XL1 did so when it was a concept car predicted to get right around 250 MPG. But in 2014, after extensive testing of cars now produced, test drivers report economy above 300 mpg under the correct driving conditions, which would be close to sea level, a flat straight road with no stops, and reasonable speeds. To get rid of miles/imperial/U.S. gallon confusion, in the metric system the XL1 is rated to deliver 100 kilometers per litre. Translated for the U.S., that means approximately 65 miles per quart.

I rememer how I laughed at the Smart Fortwo, because even a full size 4 doorChevy Impala significantly beat the “Smart’s” fuel economy, and with the Impala you would get a whole car. The Volkswagen XL1 is clearly the two seater the Smart should have been if it really was what the name implies, and the XL1 is in contrast, a car I’d be proud to be seen in.

You will NOT see the Xl1 in America,

Even it’s far less efficient 85 mpg non hyrid full size station wagon counterpart – the Jetta TDI blue motion wagon (ImgCarscoops.com), which is made in America is banned from American roads. And I would like to ask why? 

What excuse is there for banning highly efficient cars from American roads?

One excuse is that “they don’t meet American crash test standards”, but the real truth is that the Fed simply refused to ever crash test them because of what they are, in Europe even the XL1 is considered to be a very safe car in crashes, and the Jetta station wagon is obviously even safer and you CAN buy the non TDI versions of the exact same car in America. The only thing different is the engine, WHAT GIVES?

The answer is obvious. Simply for the sake of raking in huge profits from $4 a gallon gas,  getting guzzled at 10X the rate it should be, the corporations have via campaign contributions and other types of pay outs succeeded in getting the FED to legislate the best cars off the road for irrelevant trumped up reasons. The XL1 will not meet American emission standards NOT because it is not clean enough, it will not meet them simply because inefficient parts that are mandated by the EPA are not part of the XL1?s power train. We will never see truly clean running and efficient cars in America, because the FED has mandated that American cars be intentionally stifled by horribly fuel wasting parts that add to the cost of the vehicle and do absolutely NO GOOD, how much more efficient and clean can you get than 300 mpg? The exhaust from the Xl1 

absolutely NO GOOD, how much more efficient and clean can you get than 300 mpg? The exhaust from the Xl1 has to, by simple math and the laws of physics, run at the theoretical threshold of emissions perfection.

All is not rosy for Europe however

The Xl1 is SO MUCH the car that the oil companies do not want that there will only be 2,000 made. And no production line was set up for them, they are all hand made. And irrelevant “lightweight” parts are added to the frame, consisting of carbon fiber and other exotic materials to add to the mystique. But the materials and production limits are a load of BUNK, the car STILL weighs over 1,700 pounds, if it weighed just 100 pounds more everything exotic could be removed, because “exotic materials” are not doing much anyway, they are just marketing.

Cost is not the issue either Even after being hand made with “exotic” materials in an intentionally limited edition, the Xl1 still only costs $60,000. There is a lot more of a market for this car than 2,000 units at that price, have no doubt, this car is being held back on purpose. If it can be hand made for that little, automated assembly lines could do it for half. And if a 1,700 plus pound Xl1 can get 300 mpg, a 3,400 pound Chevy Truck should be able to deliver at least 150 MPG, the Xl1 lays the mileage scam bare, with every hybrid that gets 40 mpg and every truck off the line that gets 20, Americans are getting the shaft and they do not even realize it.

I was first infatuated and impressed with the 85mpg Vokswagen TDI Blue Motion wagon and wished I could get one in America (when I was still there), and then the 300 mpg Xl1 came along, what a rude awakening and slap in the face for the American car buyer.

Car & Driver Magazine:

2014 Volkswagen XL1

Feather Weight: With its ostrich-winged doors, Volkswagen's new mileage champ, the XL1, is the Veyron of hybrids.

OIL CARTELS SPELL DISASTER FOR AMERICA

THE JOKE IS ON US!!!  article by:  James Thomas Fridas




The oil company Shell started a contest for high school and colleges to see if they could get cars to increase their mileage, what a joke that is because cars have not kept pace with requirements and its the oil companies that are preventing high mileage cars from being produced!!! 

In 1973 the phony oil induced oil embargo which I say was phony because my moms uncle was captain on a Greek oil freighter and he came to California for Christmas and told us his ship was parked outside New York harbor because they could not unload the oil fast enough!!!  That was New York harbor where ships were lined up for miles outside of it!!!

The 1973 Arab oil embargo prompted Congress to pass legislation in 1975 that ... The purpose was to improve the fuel economy of the passenger vehicle fleet to ... In 2002, California enacted the Clean Cars Law (AB 1493) to set vehicle ... requires vehicles to meet an estimated combined average of up to 48.7 mpg in 2025.  Chevy had several economy cars that got over 50 miles per gallon and Volkswagen recently designed and built a car that gets 300 miles per gallon and the bastards in the oil industry have done all they ca to prevent the car from entering the U.S.

See what a joke on America the so called legislation is, we should be getting around 100 to 150 miles to the gallon


The prototype gasoline car built by students at Université Laval in Quebec turned in a winning 2,565 mpg run Saturday at the Shell Eco-marathon Americas in Houston, Texas. The school also plans to compete in the Europe Eco-marathon next month.


Just recently I sent out an email with a Volkswagen that gets 300 miles to the gallon
so what does that tell you about the so called legislation?  Its a joke!!  We need to tell our congress critters to start acting likeour legislators and stop selling their souls to the devil!!!!
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