THIS IS FUNNY!! NO REALLY FUNNY!!!

Sitting at the bar

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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as tears welled in my eyes.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man tearing up."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss sacked me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen. I found my wife with another man . . and then my dog bit me."

So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve.

Then you show up and drink the whole thing!

But Hell,....... enough about me, how are you doing?

BLACK AND WHITE AMERICA

WRITTEN BY A BLACK MAN

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor...

And creative!!!

When U Black, U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK ,

When I grew up, I was BLACK ,

When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK ,

When I got cold, I was BLACK ,

When I was scared, I was BLACK ,

When I was sick, I was BLACK ,

And when I die, I'll still be BLACK .

NOW, You 'white' folks...

When you're born, you're PINK ,

When you grow-up, you're WHITE ,

When you go in the sun, you get RED ,

When you're cold, you turn BLUE,

When you're scared, you're YELLOW,

When you get sick, you're GREEN

When you bruise, you turn PURPLE,

And when you die, you look GREY.

So why y'all be callin' us

C O L O R E D Folks?

IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS THAT I CANNOT COPYRIGHT THIS AS I AM NOT THE ORIGINATOR I RECEIVED IT IN AN EMAIL ALMOST REMINDS ME OF RED FOXX RENDITION ON THE 1969 MERV GRIFFIN SHOW